February 2010
10 posts
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I...
– Winnie the Pooh
A Stop to the Bathroom
bebenodjomi:
One of my favorite stories I’ve written. (from creative writing class junior year). I’m surprised this hasn’t actually happened yet.
Bebe Nodjomi looks around horridly as she closes the door to the unsanitary bathroom and has to make way before she begins to leaked urine into her pants. She runs over to one stall, turns around and almost gags. The toilet was overflowing with a...
Fast Food Napkins - Ranked
steelopus:
Taco Bell
Tri-fold
Brown
Super absorbent
Burger King
Tri-fold
Moderately absorbent
Subway
Large
Moderately absorbent
Wendy’s
Yellow
Not very absorbent
McDonalds
Not at all absorbent
Sweet Lord
I eat too
Much fast food.
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