If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I...– Winnie the Pooh
A Stop to the Bathroom
bebenodjomi: One of my favorite stories I’ve written. (from creative writing class junior year). I’m surprised this hasn’t actually happened yet. Bebe Nodjomi looks around horridly as she closes the door to the unsanitary bathroom and has to make way before she begins to leaked urine into her pants. She runs over to one stall, turns around and almost gags. The toilet was overflowing with a...
Fast Food Napkins - Ranked
steelopus: Taco Bell Tri-fold Brown Super absorbent Burger King Tri-fold Moderately absorbent Subway Large Moderately absorbent Wendy’s Yellow Not very absorbent McDonalds Not at all absorbent Sweet Lord I eat too Much fast food.